wizard's sleeve

n. similie. A huge twat, akin to Gandalf's cloak in lord of the ring's, from which one could feasibly magically produce a rabbit, a deck of cards and make the empire state building dissapear. See also clown's pocket, welly top

"I nearly lost my head in her wizard's sleeve"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

wizard's sleeve

used in reference to the female opening which through the ravages of time or perhaps overuse, has acquired the dimensions of a sorcerer's garment

First man: she looks a bit rough
Second; yeah, and a hole like a wizard's sleeve too

by Dawn Zulu February 25, 2011

wizard's sleeve

The oversized female genitalia

My wand paled in comparison beside her all-encompassing (and overly moist) wizard's sleeve

by ChefSam May 11, 2006

wizard's sleeve

A very flappy, wideset vagina.

Vag

Vaginal Sleeve

See Megan.

Bro, I wasn't even touching the sides of her wizard's sleeve.

by HSJ on ice February 28, 2008

wizard's sleeve

An asshole that is so stretched out from overuse that it looks like a baggy Wizard's sleeve.

Screech had a huge Wizard's Sleeve after 4 years of daily homosexual rapes at Bayside High school at the hands of A.D. Slater, Zack Morris, and Mr. Belding!

by Bolton September 12, 2006

wizard's sleeve

a wizard's sleeve first involves anal fisting. once the arm is in, preferably elbow deep, grip whatever part of the intestines is at hand and yank the arm out firmly. with any luck the colon should follow giving the fister a wizard's sleeve.

chater wore beverly's wizard's sleeve with pride

by abingdon posse October 22, 2004

wizards-sleeve

an extra large and cavernous minge.

as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was like a wizards sleeve.

by donkey snot August 15, 2003