A polish last name - family of catholic bafooned idiots that live in the woods. Distinct qualities of a Witucki includes spending time shooting anything and everything they see move, constant bitch face, drink out of old random containers, didn’t have a good childhood, loses virginity at 14, large chest, smells like smoke, republican, and overall is a complete hick.
“Hey Rick! I heard from Maybell Lily that there be a Witucki in the bar over in them woods! Also heard they spent there whole last check playing slots last week!”
by lighting mcqueef December 20, 2019
Get the wituckimug.