WITN

WITN is a mysterious acronym that regularly appears in TechCrunch headlines.

Also the name of an Eastern North Carolina news website.

"WITN?: In sort-of defence of Britain’s ridiculous libel laws" by Paul Carr, TechCrunch, September 26, 2009

by DanSideways October 11, 2009

WITN

Why is this news - usually followed by a question mark.

WITN? The media tend to use negative headlines to increase sales.

by pierregynt September 24, 2018

Fauchovah's Witness

A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.

"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."

"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023

Witness Protection

A thing that Michael Townley(now Michael De Santa) was not in

"Michael was in witness protection"

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT!? NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

by Pigeon_builder June 24, 2021

Witness Protection For What

A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said

Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!

by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022

witness era

Refers to an artist's career where they failed to reach the public's high standards even though they did really well and has accomplished great feats.

Sam Smith's witness era is now happening since people are sleeping on his new music release.

by sswishdeity October 27, 2020

paid witness

an unarmed security guard

I mean, what the hell is this guy gonna do against a heat packing thief?

Lady: Aahhh! That guy just took my purse!
Guard: He sure did!
Lady: Well, do something, dammit!
Guard: What do you want me to do? Run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? I'm just a paid witness!
Lady: Argh!

by creaternity May 13, 2006