witches hats

Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.

Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.

by Dave March 29, 2004

Witches Hats

What you call womens nipples when they are poking through their shirt.

Hey Carol, your witches hats are showing.

by Tattooofthesun January 2, 2009

A Witches Hat away

Being almost or adjecent to

Goth girl: I'm a Witches Hat away from being punk

by ||♡|| December 8, 2020

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 14, 2021

Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out

What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat

by KChez November 14, 2017