wisdom wank

The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.

Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.

by teaseit August 5, 2014

Wisdom Wank

Never make a decision regarding a relationship while under a sexual trance. Rub one off and then decide on what to do about the girl who thinks that it "must be more than a booty call"

"I was going to date Sheryl, but a good ol' wisdom wank through that out the window".

by MURHLICK August 29, 2015