wisdom teeth

a way for dentists to get you to stop smoking for a week

dude: hey man wanna go smoke a bowl?
guy: no man I cant I just got my wisdom teeth out

by captain cheesebeard July 26, 2008

wisdom teeth

In the 18th century parents didnt have money to get teeth pulled for their children so they came up with a fable, that if you keep your teeth in and fight through the pain you would come out wiser.

Oi, did you get those wisdom teeth pulled yet mate?

No, I want to keep my wisdom inside my head.

by Dekerian May 09, 2010

wisdom teeth

Proof of evolution. ­­­­ ­­­­

If God created humans, then why did he create something so useless as wisdom teeth?

by not found [Error 404] May 24, 2007

Wisdom Teeth

Wisdom teeth are stupid and they never do what you want them to without putting you through agonies of pain

My wisdom teeth are killing me.

by rooneyt October 08, 2011

Wisdom teeth

A way for dentists to make a shit load of money within a few minuits. O and as an added bonus it hurts like fuck!!! but kinda fun when you first wake up.... cuz your stoned!!!

Dentis: ok now count back from 100...

you: 99...98.... sleep......

Dentis: O.K. boys lets get out the power tools this ones gonna be good.

miniuts later... Wisdom teeth removed.

you: What happened and how the fuck did I get my shoes on???

by The crazy Italian April 16, 2010

Wisdom teeth

When you become yoda wise

Jack:I'm so smart! I'm yoda wise now!
Harry:what?
Jack:I got my wisdom teeth!
Harry: *scoffs* you weren't acting yoda wise at all, when you got them removed more of a jar jar binks wisdom

by Crypti September 20, 2019

wisdom teeth

Those molars standing far back in your mouth – if you did not have them removed. The latter may prevent your teeth to be squeezed and complicate your flossing.

Contrary to popular belief, the word stems from a literal translation of Dutch "verstandskies", where the word "verstand" can be translated as "wisdom" but also, written as "ver-stand" as standing far (away).

I was dumb getting my wisdom teeth out.

by Paddy-Whack July 26, 2023