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wing job 

When a girl puts a penis between her lower and upper arm at the elbow crease and flaps her arm up and down to ejaculate him.
Sarah N. wrapped her arm around Fen's small penis and flapped like big bird until Fen spurted his sailors into her hair.
wing job by The Box April 1, 2005
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Wing Job 

Similar to a hand job. When a person with the birth defect of having an improperly formed arm resembling a chicken wing has the webbing pierced and gauged (like a punk-rocker's ear) for the purpose of using the gauged hole to pleasure a man's penis.

Holy shit man, I got so drunk last night that I let this girl with a chicken wing for an arm give me a Wing Job!
Wing Job by MouthDX January 2, 2009

wing job 

thats a very funny defination...im gald you guys could be so funny
Or similarly, like when Danny R. takes a shit and needs to shower cause its soo nasty!
wing job by cocklicker April 28, 2005

Wing Job 

Similar to a hand job. When a person with the birth defect of having an improperly formed arm resembling a chicken wing has the webbing pierced and gauged (like a punk-rocker's ear) for the purpose of using the gauged hole to pleasure a man's penis.

Dude, I got really drunk last night and I let this girl with a chicken wing for an arm give me a Wing Job.
Wing Job by MouthDX February 21, 2009

right wing nut job 

Self-indulged nazi republicans who believe that George W. Bush is the devine savior of the US and rest of the world. Usually identified by using the word "liberal" in a negative tone in every spoken or written sentance.
That Ann Coulter broad is one right wing nut job!

right-wing nut job 

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.
*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"
right-wing nut job by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023
The act of recieving a blowjob while in mid-air, or on an elevated platform from a female on a lower level.. Wing is derived from "redbull gives you wings," which is the purpose involvent of the raised area. Therefore, to be practiced during/after the consumption of a redbull.
The bitches in the redbull truck give the best wingjobs
Wingjob by 3Turtle3 April 28, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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