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whingebooking 

someone uses facebook as a "dear diary I hate my life" platform on a regular basis, typically goes hand in hand with Vaguebooking too, sufferers are often in a "complicated relationship" (aka too weak to move on) or hate their job/partner/life so most of their facebooking is negative and when challenged about it will often whinge even more!
Just saw Dave's facebook status again, he's sooo whingebooking again check it out : "Ok its official I'm really P***d off now. I'm tired, bored, fed up, annoyed, and irritated so in case you wondered yes I'm well and truly F***D OFF!!!!"
whingebooking by shanerbn September 15, 2010

Wankbooking 

The act of going onto your friends' profile, (tends to be males looking at females), going onto their photos and proceeding to masturbate.

It's usually done over an attractive female friend's beach photos and whilst only tools will admit to it, every man has done it at some point.
I don't like the idea of people wankbooking over that photo
Wankbooking by Mr. K to the T January 10, 2011

wifebooking 

Getting on your husband's Facebook account, looking through all his friends, and getting some enjoyment out of their status updates.
When my facebook update says that I'm wifebooking, that's because my wife posted the update.
wifebooking by creepybill July 10, 2010

wingcooking 

When a bro or more bros cook great food for another bro and his girl to assist said bro to get laid
Bro1: Remember that time you made great food for the lady and I
Bro2: Oh, the wingcooking, when I wingcooked you with Bro3?
Bro1: Yeah. What a beautiful day. And the punani was great
wingcooking by The_Clooneys December 28, 2016
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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