winebooking

The act of using Facebook when drinking excessive amounts of wine. People who engage in winebooking tend to make inappropriate, obnoxious, offensive, or bizarre comments/ posts that they later regret.

I was winebooking last night and when woke up this morning I realized that I told everybody I know about my anal leakage problem...oops!

by Anonymous Hottie March 27, 2010

whingebooking

someone uses facebook as a "dear diary I hate my life" platform on a regular basis, typically goes hand in hand with Vaguebooking too, sufferers are often in a "complicated relationship" (aka too weak to move on) or hate their job/partner/life so most of their facebooking is negative and when challenged about it will often whinge even more!

Just saw Dave's facebook status again, he's sooo whingebooking again check it out : "Ok its official I'm really P***d off now. I'm tired, bored, fed up, annoyed, and irritated so in case you wondered yes I'm well and truly F***D OFF!!!!"

by shanerbn September 15, 2010

Wankbooking

The act of going onto your friends' profile, (tends to be males looking at females), going onto their photos and proceeding to masturbate.

It's usually done over an attractive female friend's beach photos and whilst only tools will admit to it, every man has done it at some point.

I don't like the idea of people wankbooking over that photo

by Mr. K to the T January 10, 2011

wifebooking

Getting on your husband's Facebook account, looking through all his friends, and getting some enjoyment out of their status updates.

When my facebook update says that I'm wifebooking, that's because my wife posted the update.

by creepybill July 10, 2010

wingcooking

When a bro or more bros cook great food for another bro and his girl to assist said bro to get laid

Bro1: Remember that time you made great food for the lady and I
Bro2: Oh, the wingcooking, when I wingcooked you with Bro3?
Bro1: Yeah. What a beautiful day. And the punani was great

by The_Clooneys December 28, 2016