A recurring segment on the Late Show with David Letterman where an item is presented and Paul and Dave take guesses at whether or not the item will float or sink in a large pool of water.
by Athena Kay May 10, 2005

Recurring segment on Letterman
David Letterman: What are we playing for tonight, Alan?
Alan Kalter: Dave, tonight we're playing for a brand new monkey!
Alan Kalter: Dave, tonight we're playing for a brand new monkey!
by Greg K Nicholson August 02, 2004

by RaleighMan March 31, 2010

by Walter June 02, 2004

by YinzerFromPGH January 22, 2019

1. I'll float you the money on that fifth 'till your payday man.
2. Yo dawg, float me some money so I can take shanaynay out on a date and get some tang!
2. Yo dawg, float me some money so I can take shanaynay out on a date and get some tang!
by theSOTC May 13, 2005

Person 1: Hey hows it going??
Person 2: Fantastic, I was just FLOATING a couple of minutes ago.
Person 1: You must feel good now!!
Person 2: Fantastic, I was just FLOATING a couple of minutes ago.
Person 1: You must feel good now!!
by ALI-G RESPECT September 19, 2009
