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by Roland Preston March 14, 2018
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The term Rolander refers to a cool man.
He is quite famous among girls with his sexy looking.

He understand women's heart and take care for a person he loves.
He is super nice man.
Hey look there.. He is my Rolander
by admirelove February 12, 2015
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Holy shit thats Roland Zhang! I heard he has INSANE RIZZ.
by autismwarrior64 September 30, 2023
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When a seedy fuck without permission attempts to finger bash you. Rolands are done without any prior notice and come as a complete surprise to the individual.
The Balinese taxi driver tried a Roland on me in the car.
by Jagger8 May 15, 2020
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Typically known as a manipulator, mansplainer, and misogynist. Roland’s do not have a single kind bone in their body and will do anything to hurt anyone simply for their own amusement. They care only about the story they are telling to other people for pity and will paint anyone in a bad light. Stupid. Really honestly stupid. One would be able to use many swear words to describe a Roland. Many would use f**Kwitt as a common one. It was also heard that more often than not, a Roland will not only come with abusive qualities, but a small Willy too! It’s a package deal!! Never trust a Roland and if you can, on your death bed say “I left a million dollars under the..” and then die before you can finish the sentence. Drive any Roland to insanity if it is the last thing you do!!!
Person 1: “Did you hear about that Roland guy”

Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
by Georgia Maria Antoinette Smith October 15, 2022
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roland is an expression for when you're highly unbothered but still manage to do everything right.
-I didn't even prepare for that project, but still nailed it!
-O my god, you're such a roland!
by 100504mrs March 23, 2021
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Roland ist a fucking hot stoner
Roland is hot
by mifhunter69 November 21, 2021
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