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Wear 'em out Wilf an old Comic-book character (Whizzer) that used to destroy and break anything and everything he came into contact with

Used as a nickname for clumsy people
Wear 'em out Wilf/Wilfred/Wilfy

He's only gone and Wilfed his trousers again

How come he keeps smashing things? hes such a Wilf

Wilf is a walking disaster area
by Only1Wilf July 10, 2011
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Woman
I'd
Like (to)
Fuck
Daaaaaaaaaaamn, she sure is a wilf!
by Wilf November 28, 2003
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Werewolf I'd Like to Fuck, or simply Wolf I'd Like to Fuck.

Referring to Jacob Black from Twilight and The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
"When that hottie with the body Jacob Black turned into a werewolf, I almost had an orgasm sitting in the movie theater. I would so tap that wilf."
by screwmehard November 21, 2009
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Like a Milf, but for witches.
There are in fact quite a large number of these:
Sabrina the teenage Witch
Nicole Kidman in Bewitched
Witch of the East in Wizard of Oz
Willow in Buffy...

the list goes on!
by vaderag February 18, 2009
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What was I Looking For?

Surfing the web aimlessly, or going off on a tangent whilst looking for something else on the web. Possibly a form of new-age procrastination/distraction.
This is why I am on this website, I have just stumbled across it whilst casually wilf-ing as i have nothing better to do/am avoiding work etc.
by E R D April 15, 2007
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Person 1: Damn that bitch has a nice big ass.
Person 2: I think she is married.
Person 1: She is a WILF. I would fuck her so hard and fast, and won't pull out even after I cum.
by FemaleAssLover September 25, 2010
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A dog who somehow found fame through appearing in a Scottish Standard Grade exam paper.
Wilf doesn't like to share the tripe and turkey...
by klesk April 29, 2012
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