"Look at the size of that package - now theres a WILF"

Wilf is amazing.

Man look at that wilf! It's right down to the filter.

"Oh man, that wallet is an absolute W.I.L.F."

I would love to eat potato salad out of a wilf's vagina.

Person one, " who is your wilf? "
Person two, " oh, definately Ron "

Hey sexy (although she sweats in canada in january),I think you're a WILF and you should come back to my place.(tow truck optional).Explain wilf as another definition,then throw a twinkie and make her run while thinking of the "jello" song.