The raddest fucking dude alive. Party liaison.
"Where can I find Van Wilder?" "In the Guiness Book of Fucking World Records, man; under the raddest fucking dude alive."
by BigFreak January 24, 2005
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A bum that beat a bunch of other bums until he ran into a brick wall named Tyson Fury. No skill whatsoever, and has crazy toxic racist fans that make up conspiracy theories to slander Fury all because he beat there man in boxing….
Idiot: Deontay wilder gone knock that cheatin cracker out brah 🤣 If wilder doesn’t win ima tell these crackas to suck my dick
Normal human: no he isn’t, stop being a racist you sound stupid and everybody hates you, and you’re not gonna do anything you literally are wearing an ankle monitor and can’t leave the house unless you’re going to your parole meeting.
by Laughing at morons October 13, 2021
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Slack Jawed WBC Heavyweight champion. Illiterate scarecrow with no common sense.
"Hi, my name is Deontay Wilder, the heavyweight champion in America with zero following because I'm a slack jaw retard."
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A slugger with no skills and no sportsmanship that likes to knock out bums and make baseless excuses when he loses.
People with common sense: Bruh, Tyson Fury demolished Deontay Wilder and it's not even close.
Deontay Wilder fan: But, his knees weak, armor's heavy. There's poison in his water already, legs spaghetti.
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the cutest sexiest mother fucker ever, STOP ALAN SLANDER
Alan Charles Wilder (born 1 June 1959) is an English musician, composer, arranger, record producer, and a former member of sex band Depeche Mode from 1982 to 1995. Since his departure from the band, the musical project called Recoil became his primary musical enterprise, Iit started as a side project to Depeche Mode in 1986. Alan Wilder was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2020 as a member of Depeche Mode. He is a classically trained musician. Following the departure of Vince Clarke, Depeche Mode placed an advertisement in the music magazine Melody Maker. Even though the ad was looking for someone under 21 (Wilder was 22) he lied about his age to get the job, and got away with it. He joined Depeche Mode in January 1982, initially as a tour keyboardist, and soon thereafter as a full member of the recording band. However, Wilder's more notable contributions to Depeche Mode were as a musician, arranger, and producer. In addition to playing synthesizer throughout his time with Depeche Mode, Wilder also played piano on the band's signature ballad "Somebody". For the recording of the album Songs of Faith and Devotion and its corresponding Devotional Tour, Wilder also played live drums. For "Enjoy the Silence" from the album Violator, Wilder took Martin Gore's melancholy ballad-esque demo and re-envisioned the song as a percolating, melodic dance track.
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verb- the act of having sex in the outdoors, ex. the woods, a field, beach, etc. usually teenagers who cant have sex at home due to parental guidence
- "hey babe, can we go on a walk in the woods, and Wilderness fuck"

-"no, there are bugs!"
by Gibson26 April 8, 2010
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