welder's bench

Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.

Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.

by Teddyhaller December 19, 2007

Face like a welder's workbench

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

welder's and brickstone

Two individuals that give joy and laughter to the students of CSC. These two are revered as God's on CSC's campus. They are the demigods to the one the only Thomas C. Polett.

Welder's and Brickstone are so funny that Stump took a dump on Andy.

by Tom Polett January 16, 2010

Van Wilder Syndrome

The overwhelming and depressing realization that university/college was an amazing time and would rather be pretending to go to class than sitting at home for the summer.

Man, im going through some serious Van Wilder Syndrome this summer

by Cheesussss May 18, 2011

Welder's Gold

The act of urinating in a public urinal, and having the the urine splash back at you, resembling welder's sparks.

While Jimmy was at the bathroom, he had Welder's Gold while peeing in the urinal.

by LiscenceAgreement March 28, 2012

Welder's Flash

While checking out a female in a low-light setting, the girl's face gets lit up by a light such as a cell phone or lighter and one realizes she is butt ugly.

Dude 1 "Hey check out that girl over there"
Dude 2 "Its too dark I cant see her face"
Girl pulls out phone and it lights up her face
Dudes 1&2 "OH SHIT WELDER'S FLASH!"

by CasasBoobies June 28, 2012

wilder space

the place where all missing emails and text messages end up

I haven't received that email you sent. It must be in wilder space.

by Phaeton Menace January 11, 2009