by Micki Kaplan October 17, 2003
A monster hunting marine from Appalachians who builds traps and shouts 90% of the time. Can usually be heard shouting "HOORAH!!!"
"He's such a Wild Bill."
by SoulSlayer2015 July 15, 2017
A crazy, funny old man who lived in La Canada Flintridge, California. He was always drunk and hung out at the bus stop. People loved when he rode the bus after school and always had a few choice words about what people are wearing, politics, government, school, and his life.He loved Star Wars and always pretended he was Darth Vader. He sadly passed in October 2011 across the street from La Canada High School in Hahamongna Park. We will all miss hi, and he was the greatest thing in La Canada... Rip Bill.
Guy #1:"Did you see Wild Bill today?"
Guy #2:"Oh god ya, he was drunk and pretending to have a light saber battle with a straw from Mc Donalds!"
Guy #1:"Oh Bill!"
Guy #2:"Oh god ya, he was drunk and pretending to have a light saber battle with a straw from Mc Donalds!"
Guy #1:"Oh Bill!"
by wetzelspretzels October 19, 2011
a place frequented by male patrons intent upon picking up any form of ass, often characterized by a sapped pussy market and local-yokel nut hustlers
Player A:Wild Bills tonight?
Player B:Naw I stopped goin there after Als Anal Emporium opened up downtown.
Player B:Naw I stopped goin there after Als Anal Emporium opened up downtown.
by douche March 21, 2004
a crazy, liberal, old man (usually a teacher). likely to go on long off-topic rants about either liberal politics or economics.
"Wow, we asked a question about the Continental Congress and he went on a twenty minute rant about Perry!"
"Well, that's Wild Bill for you..."
"Well, that's Wild Bill for you..."
by bigschlomo September 26, 2011
by Sacdeez55 May 31, 2018
Widely believed to be the greatest pilot of all time (except for maybe Porkins or Lord Flashheart), Wild Bill Kelso was single-handedly responsible for ending the Pacific War in WWII. The a-bombs were dropped simply because no one wanted to clean up Kelso's mess.
I'm Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it!
by General Grievance June 24, 2007