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wife in law 

Describes the relationship between prostituted women in the same stable (e.g., controlled by the same pimp); a "stable sister."
"She wanted nothing more than to leave her pimp, but after witnessing his murder attempt on her wife in law, who had earlier attempted to escape from the stable, she was too afraid."
wife in law by Victoria Marinelli February 8, 2007
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wife in law 

Aa term relating one woman in a relationship to all the other women her partner is having relations with. Sometimes refers to the type of woman who attempts to control the children of the other woman, or otherwise control the partner's family unit.
"Tashana is picking up the kids"

"Tell wifey in law to chill"
wife in law by one pin bun March 10, 2005

wife in law 

When your ex-husband starts dating/courting/or worse yet, marries your best friend. Because she's your best friend, she's also now your wife in law!
My ex-husband Bill, started dating my best friend of 20+ years, Jane. They married (apparently she didn't learn much from all my bitching) so now she's my wife in law.
wife in law by MoeTX May 21, 2009

wife in law 

a mistress, love slave, or concubine.
you see that bitch over there? yeah...that hott little piece of cunt is my wifey in law.
wife in law by instant_retard February 7, 2005

Wife in law 

Me and my wife in law hate each other
Wife in law by 459395 March 28, 2023

wife-in-law 

The relationship that exists between a divorced woman and her ex-husband's new wife.
I am giving my receipe for King Ranch Chicken to my new wife-in-law, but I think I shall leave out the 2 teaspoons of Strychnine.
wife-in-law by Jessica Martens September 8, 2005

wife-in-law 

The term for other prostitutes in a pimp's stable.
As Woman A and Woman B both worked for the same pimp, Woman A called Woman B her wife-in-law
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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