instant_retard's definitions

hog

pcp ; angel dust ; ozone ; embalming fluid...etc...etc...

i snorted hog all night...now i feel like shit.

by instant_retard February 2, 2005

wife in law

a mistress, love slave, or concubine.

you see that bitch over there? yeah...that hott little piece of cunt is my wifey in law.

by instant_retard February 7, 2005

liza minnelli

a women who was extremely hot in 'cabaret'...but then did a fuckload of drugs and went crazy...which drove her to kicking her husband's ass.

wow...liza minnelli is a fucking ROCK STAR!!!

who would've known?!

by instant_retard February 6, 2005

bk

it stands for burger king.

i went to bk and got my grub on.

by instant_retard February 7, 2005