whorelympics 

An event that can be witnessed at bars all around the world (usually around 1AM) where the girls who have yet to find a hook up begin competing against each other to prove who the most attractive (slutty - sure thing) one is. Events include the girl on girl kiss, bar top dancing and the delivery of the most believable "I don't normally fuck on the first date." line.

John : "Dude, let's hit the road."

Steve : "Dude don't you want to see the whorelympics?"

whorelympics by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

Woelympics 

A form of attention-seeking and one-upmanship wherein the participants try to outdo each other with sob stories and having the worst parents, ailment, job, life, etc.

"Oh hey, is that Jenny and Amanda?"
"Yeah, but you probably don't want to go over there. They're competing over who has the worst mental illness."
"Oh god, not the Woelympics again."

Woelympics by aoigensou September 7, 2013