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The White Trash Party 

This is an annual party thrown to celebrate simply being a trash bag. Trashy or "ratchet" dress and behavior is mandatory at the event. Public display of all tramp stamps, weave tracks, and nipple rings is also encouraged. The White Trash Party is the one day of the year where a girl/guy can dress as trashy as she/he wants and no one will say anything about it.

This year at the event, the title of Miss/Mr. Trash will be given to the person who best embodies the theme. The winner will receive a special prize(s) they're amazing as well as being a judge for next party's winner.

the following will receive additional point towards winning:

-arriving on a motorcycle, lawn mower, or 4-wheeler (alyssa)
-parking your trailer out front to stay the night
-bringing a small child to the party (bonus for offspring**)

-bringing your cousin (must also be significant other/spouse****)
"Wow, I saw a lot of b-holes at jake's White Trash Party"

"I wonder which 40 year old Sierra will hook up with at this year's White Trash Party"

"I lost a few nails at the White Trash Party, I hope your dog didn't eat them" - Lauren

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016