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White parents 

A generally lenient form of a parent; these people are usually not control freaks but still insert a certain set of rules for a kid to abide by.

Comparable to: Asian parent
White kid: Hey mom, can I go smoke some pot?

White parents: Sure, just make sure you finished your homework!

White kid: Oh yeah, I forgot, I had a stash of powdered heroin in your car, can I use that tonight?

White parents: Yeah, just make sure you come home before 10:00 P.M!
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white parents 

the only ever parents that will listen to you curse at them and say sorry after, get you everything you want, and come to those afterschool school shenanigans.
"BROOO, EMILY'S WHITE PARENTS JUST GOT HER A MERCEDES!!!"
white parents by bitchboysaga6969 November 24, 2020

white parent 

a white mom or dad who is extremely strict
follows the rules to the tip
a karen
kid: can i use my phone

white parent: no you have a time limit for a reason

born on bed while your parents did the dirty 

an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex
bullie: give me my lunch

me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026