White parents

A generally lenient form of a parent; these people are usually not control freaks but still insert a certain set of rules for a kid to abide by.

Comparable to: Asian parent

White kid: Hey mom, can I go smoke some pot?

White parents: Sure, just make sure you finished your homework!

White kid: Oh yeah, I forgot, I had a stash of powdered heroin in your car, can I use that tonight?

White parents: Yeah, just make sure you come home before 10:00 P.M!

White parents by isthisapossiblenameforusebyme April 28, 2010

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white parents

the only ever parents that will listen to you curse at them and say sorry after, get you everything you want, and come to those afterschool school shenanigans.

"BROOO, EMILY'S WHITE PARENTS JUST GOT HER A MERCEDES!!!"

white parents by bitchboysaga6969 November 24, 2020

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white parent

a white mom or dad who is extremely strict
follows the rules to the tip
a karen

kid: can i use my phone

white parent: no you have a time limit for a reason

white parent by mixedkidwithwhiteparents July 27, 2020

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born on bed while your parents did the dirty

an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex

bullie: give me my lunch

me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!

born on bed while your parents did the dirty by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH March 27, 2024

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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