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White parents 

A generally lenient form of a parent; these people are usually not control freaks but still insert a certain set of rules for a kid to abide by.

Comparable to: Asian parent
White kid: Hey mom, can I go smoke some pot?

White parents: Sure, just make sure you finished your homework!

White kid: Oh yeah, I forgot, I had a stash of powdered heroin in your car, can I use that tonight?

White parents: Yeah, just make sure you come home before 10:00 P.M!
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white parents 

the only ever parents that will listen to you curse at them and say sorry after, get you everything you want, and come to those afterschool school shenanigans.
"BROOO, EMILY'S WHITE PARENTS JUST GOT HER A MERCEDES!!!"
white parents by bitchboysaga6969 November 24, 2020

white parent 

a white mom or dad who is extremely strict
follows the rules to the tip
a karen
kid: can i use my phone

white parent: no you have a time limit for a reason

born on bed while your parents did the dirty 

an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex
bullie: give me my lunch

me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!