White Chocolate Mocha. A coffee drink so mainstream Metahipsters won't drink it and hipster coffee houses won't even carry the "white chocolate" ingredient to make it.
Normie guy: "Lemme get a medium White Chocolate Mocha"
Hipster coffee house guy: "Uh no, we don't do white mochas and medium isn't a size"
Hipster coffee house guy: "Uh no, we don't do white mochas and medium isn't a size"
by DefD October 3, 2013
Get the white mocha mug.Middle Eastern male whos 'morning' (2 pm in reality) consists of spending hours sitting at a local coffee shop talking to friends or playing cards. They often (but not always) a order White Mocha.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.
Customer: Excuse me, are there any tables we can sit at, preferably someplace non-smoking?
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.
by Non-Virtue June 1, 2011
Get the White Mocha mug.A fake mocha drink made generally made from leftover coffee and either hot chocolate mix or powder mocha mix. The resulting drink tastes nothing like a legitimate mocha.
Mark: What the hell are you drinking?
Jason: There wasn't enough coffee in the pot for a whole cup so I added some hot chocolate powder to make a white trash mocha.
Jason: There wasn't enough coffee in the pot for a whole cup so I added some hot chocolate powder to make a white trash mocha.
by Chetchez December 10, 2008
Get the white trash mocha mug.A fake mocha drink made generally made from leftover coffee and either hot chocolate mix or powder mocha mix. The resulting drink tastes nothing like a legitimate mocha.
Mark: What the hell are you drinking?
Jason: There wasn't enough coffee in the pot for a whole cup so I added some hot chocolate powder to make a white trash mocha.
Jason: There wasn't enough coffee in the pot for a whole cup so I added some hot chocolate powder to make a white trash mocha.
by Chetchez December 12, 2008
Get the white trash mocha mug.A really yummy and sweet order from Starbucks, I don't know if I should replace the 2 pumps of hazelnut with caramel or vanilla just want something sweet to be honest..
Friend: Wow Dakota this is really yummy! What's this drink called again?
Dakota: It's an iced white mocha with 2 pumps of hazelnut & extra caramel drizzle!
Dakota: It's an iced white mocha with 2 pumps of hazelnut & extra caramel drizzle!
by GoofyGobber January 24, 2023
Get the Iced White Mocha with 2 Pumps of Hazelnut & Extra Caramel Drizzle mug.by Alabaster Slim March 22, 2023
Get the White Chocolate Mocha mug.