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white collar

Office workers in middle or upper classes. Wear a clean shirt every day.


See Lawyer, accountant, bank manager, stock broker.
White collar crimes often goes unpunished.
white collar by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
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White Collar

A term pricks use to describe themself after they have "earned" their college degree. People that give themself a "white collar" status are typically horrible in bed and have nothing else to brag about except their college degree. They live a very lonely life and masturbate on an hourly basis while telling themself how "successful" they are.
White Collar guy, "So what if you had sexual relations with 3 hot chicks this weekend, I am white collar and your not!"

White Collar guy, "I would never put air in my car tire, I am too white collar for that."

White Collar guy, "The reason I don't talk to any women is simply because none of them are up to my standards. I am so white collar."
White Collar by sausage055 October 18, 2008

white-collar 


1. having to do with office workers

2. performed by people who work in offices
Thanks to computers, more than half of the work force was white-collar by the 1990s.

white collar trash 

Someone that has a good job and/or money but lives like someone from a trailer park.
My friend Steve is white collar trash. He drives his BMW to his management position at the bank everyday. However, he comes home to his house where he has to shit in pizza boxes outside because his water was turned off for not paying his bills.
white collar trash by p mammen November 22, 2009

White Collar Sweatshop 

An office populated by so-called white collar professionals who are forced to work not only during regular hours, but also at home, in the evenings, weekends, holidays and “vacations” in order to complete projects on time – this only to receive more projects with even more ridiculous deadlines. Often these deadlines are so tight because of the poor planning and shortsightedness of management. Management justifies this slave driving by paying these workers in the neighborhood of $70,000 a year, which is less than 1% of the company’s total revenue.
Man Jeff is always working, he barely gets any time with his family." "Yeah but he makes like $70,000 a year so that's the trade off." "I thought he went to college so he WOULDN'T have to work hours like that." "No he went to college so he could work in a white collar sweatshop.

White Collar Thugs 4 Trump 

The powerful upper echelon of 45’s base.
We are the White Collar Thugs 4 Trump and we will pay whatever it costs to keep our boy in office in 2020!

white collar Chirpse 

Attempting to have sex with a girl by giving her a generous amount of LinkedIn endorsements.
"Just gave Natalie 8 endorsements on LinkedIn, I'm on that white collar chirpse."
white collar Chirpse by LewisG August 18, 2014
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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