The true male equivalent of a wine mom. Teaches their son to throw. Interrogates their daughter's date. No shenanigans get by him, not in this household. Probably has a moustache and tells bad jokes for his own amusement. Not mad, just disappointed.
P1: My dad could beat up your dad.
P2: Doubt it. Your dad is a beer dad, but mine is a whiskey dad.
P1: Oh, shit!
P2: Doubt it. Your dad is a beer dad, but mine is a whiskey dad.
P1: Oh, shit!
by tw353 January 1, 2017