mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.

Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."

by facadie September 15, 2007

uncle-ish stress-whiff

The bitter smell of uncles' stress, often wafting around at family barbecues or functions.

"Don't open wordpad on the computer, it might catch a virus," said Fig's stressed unc.
"I think you may be emitting some uncle-ish stress-whiff, as my nostils are now dysfunctional, presumably as a result," replied Fig.

by facadie September 15, 2007

manly back-hole whiff

The filthy wafting odour issuing from a gentleman's unwashed sphincter.

Emma: My house has the strangest fragrance ...
Aaron: No fear babe, 'tis my manly back-hole whiff.

by facadie September 15, 2007

whiff smack

the act of masturbation to completion while sniffing another's undergarments

My gf wouldn't blow me, so I grabbed a pair of her crusty panties and whiff smacked it until I covered her face with hot ropes of jizz.

by gherkinclit December 23, 2017

whiff tip

When a golfer makes a full swinging attempt at a golf ball, makes contact with said golf ball, yet the ball does not move even a centimeter.

Patrick had a whiff tip on the second hole and I fell out of the cart from laughter.

by RichieRich1207 September 29, 2015

The Wild Whiffs

The greatest gang from the wild west who loved to get whiffs of people's bodily odors.

An unstoppable gang who ruled the wild west

"Run its The Wild Whiffs!!!"
"If it aint the ol' Wild Whiffs"
"Its the greatest gang in the west The Wild Whiffs"

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Whiff-lash

When you take a whiff of something that smells so loud it makes you jerk your head backwards causing "whiff-lash"

I opened my bag and took a sniff, it was so rank I got "whiff-lash"

by Nailer Pokey December 23, 2020