Wheat Thicks

When you make an Oreo, but instead of a chocolate cookie and icing-substance, you instead use a pair of wheat thins and spray cheese.

This Terrifies the German.

"I'm making Wheat Thicks for my next D&D session, Do you think it's more 'murican to use American flavored spray cheese, or cheddar-flavored-but-contains-no-actual-cheddar?"

Wheat Thicks by Smallwise OGee January 25, 2022

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Wheat Thicks

The unhealthy alternative to Wheat Thins. Used exclusively in "your momma so fat" jokes.

Your momma so fat she eat Wheat Thicks.

Wheat Thicks by row!dz December 25, 2009

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What's thick?

Originated in California, "what's thick?" is basically another term for a "booty call". Asking what's thick? To a person that isn't really "thick" is basically an offense.

Hey Jasmine, damn you look fine. So what's thick?

What's thick? by DJ Jack January 25, 2017

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