whaylen
good at apex will fuck ur girl doggystyle while playing apex plays supersmash bros with ur girlfriend
whaylen is a fuckboy
whaylen by daniel lethem March 18, 2022
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Mr. Whalen
Mr. Whalen is an absolute Chad and is the god of Golf
Mr. Whalen could snap your neck with a can of Diet Coke if he wanted to.
Mr. Whalen could snap your neck with a can of Diet Coke if he wanted to.
Mr. Whalen by camisachad November 13, 2019
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whaylen • whalen • Waylen • whalenets • whalenika • whaleness • whalenos • Whalen on a penny • Whalenut Moment • Whalen Wax
Whalen on a penny
Term used to describe how quick one is on something. Much like the term stink on shit or white on rice. Whalen on a penny refers to the cheapness of a Dick Smith named Jeff. If one were to let a penny fall from their hands it would never hit the ground in the presence of Jeff.
Boss: Hey Peter are you going to have those TPS reports for me by lunch?
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.
Whalen on a penny by DunkMonkey December 14, 2008
Waylen
A Waylen is definitely the most amazing person you will ever meet. They are so good looking and you won't be able to get over it. They're so trustworthy and a wonderful best friend. They're funny to the point you can't ever really have a serious moment with them when you're face to face, except when it's really needed. They're someone who will stick with you and try as hard as they can to never let you down. They're really smart and willing to help you with anything. A Waylen is someone you'd want to spend the rest of your life laughing and enjoying everything beautiful, sad, exciting, breathtaking, and terrifying ever since the day you fist talk to them. A Waylen makes you sure if things. A Waylen is also a seriously good baseball player. You'll definitely want to bang a Waylen if you meet one.
"Did you see Waylen today?"
"Yes, he was looking good in his baseball pants and was running around naked!"
"Yes, he was looking good in his baseball pants and was running around naked!"
Waylen by 4ndyS4mberg June 23, 2013
Whalen Wax
Only for use with women who have abundant upper lip facial hair. After vigorous fellatio, pull out of the woman's mouth, deposit a "Got Milk?"-style mustache of semen from edge to edge of the mustache, and allow to dry. Once dry, and presumably, while still restraining said mustachioed female from cleaning her face off, violently rip the hair and encrusted love sauce from her upper lip, leaving skin as soft as a baby's bottom.
Waxer: "Dude, chick showed up last night with more facial hair than Tom Selleck. After dinner and drinks, I brought her back to the shag pad and treated her to a Whalen Wax. She says she's never paying salon prices again!"
Buddy: "Nice."
Buddy: "Nice."
Whalen Wax by Bigwhale January 15, 2010
Whalenut Moment
Whalenut Moment by Lord UwU February 18, 2022
Whalenika
Whalenika can run up to 100 feet long and weigh over 200 tons. According to National Geographic, whalenika thigh alone can weigh as much as an elephant and it is only part of this 200-ton creature. Whalenika is the animal with the highest percentage of body fat on land and sea.
Whalenika by Nicole 🦄 September 3, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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