whaylen

good at apex will fuck ur girl doggystyle while playing apex plays supersmash bros with ur girlfriend

whaylen is a fuckboy

by daniel lethem March 18, 2022

Mr. Whalen

Mr. Whalen is an absolute Chad and is the god of Golf
Mr. Whalen could snap your neck with a can of Diet Coke if he wanted to.

Guy 1: ayy bruh I got uuuuuhhhhh... Mr. Whalen next block
Guy 2: *dies*

by camisachad November 13, 2019

Whalen on a penny

Term used to describe how quick one is on something. Much like the term stink on shit or white on rice. Whalen on a penny refers to the cheapness of a Dick Smith named Jeff. If one were to let a penny fall from their hands it would never hit the ground in the presence of Jeff.

Boss: Hey Peter are you going to have those TPS reports for me by lunch?
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.

by DunkMonkey December 14, 2008

Waylen

A Waylen is definitely the most amazing person you will ever meet. They are so good looking and you won't be able to get over it. They're so trustworthy and a wonderful best friend. They're funny to the point you can't ever really have a serious moment with them when you're face to face, except when it's really needed. They're someone who will stick with you and try as hard as they can to never let you down. They're really smart and willing to help you with anything. A Waylen is someone you'd want to spend the rest of your life laughing and enjoying everything beautiful, sad, exciting, breathtaking, and terrifying ever since the day you fist talk to them. A Waylen makes you sure if things. A Waylen is also a seriously good baseball player. You'll definitely want to bang a Waylen if you meet one.

"Did you see Waylen today?"

"Yes, he was looking good in his baseball pants and was running around naked!"

by 4ndyS4mberg June 23, 2013

Whalen Wax

Only for use with women who have abundant upper lip facial hair. After vigorous fellatio, pull out of the woman's mouth, deposit a "Got Milk?"-style mustache of semen from edge to edge of the mustache, and allow to dry. Once dry, and presumably, while still restraining said mustachioed female from cleaning her face off, violently rip the hair and encrusted love sauce from her upper lip, leaving skin as soft as a baby's bottom.

Waxer: "Dude, chick showed up last night with more facial hair than Tom Selleck. After dinner and drinks, I brought her back to the shag pad and treated her to a Whalen Wax. She says she's never paying salon prices again!"

Buddy: "Nice."

by Bigwhale January 15, 2010

Whalenut Moment

When you clutch a game but your aim is shit

"That's a whalenut moment"

by Lord UwU February 18, 2022

Whalenika

Whalenika can run up to 100 feet long and weigh over 200 tons. According to National Geographic, whalenika thigh alone can weigh as much as an elephant and it is only part of this 200-ton creature. Whalenika is the animal with the highest percentage of body fat on land and sea.

Did you know whalenika caused another tsunami crashing all the tectonic plates.

by Nicole 🦄 September 3, 2022