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What the Blood

A rarely used way to say, "What the hell or What the fuck." No one really uses that phrase anymore, it expired after a few days in Canada of hardly catching on in 2000. Though there are people who are trying to bring the phrase back, it is a losing battle. Actually, the battle has been lost. People tend to say "What in God's name" now instead due to the religious movement in 2004.
Hartley, the phrase, "What the blood" will never catch on.

"What the blood" does not exist, Hartley.

When Hartley says "What the blood" the world seems like an unfriendly place. Don't say it, Hartley.
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What the blood!? 

A nicer, non-vulgar, shortened version of "What the blood clot".
Matt: Bro I just did it with Petie.

Mark: What the blood!?
What the blood!? by anonymous0513 August 12, 2008

what the blood clot 

Jamaican slang similar to saying, "what the fuck?"

See blood clot, and what the fuck.

It is also a song by Method Man, and referenced by Atmosphere in his song, "Hockey Hair."
"Herb got my wig fried like a bad perm, what the blood clot, we smoke pot, and blow spots
You wanna think twice, I think not"

What the blood clot 

An expresssion of confusion of jamaican origin,referencing menstrual cycles,but commonly adapted to mean "what the hell?"
Man 1:Yo man i just got this fat sack of dat dank shit
opens bag
Man 2:What the blood clot mother fucker?Dat aint no dank dat shit be dirt man
What the blood clot by Midgeman March 13, 2009

What The Bloddy 

The saying WHAT THE BLOODY is from Swear bars favorite programme and favorite player Syed (Hashu) on The Circle , Series 3
after tally was blocked syed said what the bloddy
What The Bloddy by dboy20013 May 10, 2021

What the Bloody F?

Taken from "Bloody Hell", (see in this dictionary), this phrase emphasizes a double fuck without actually using the word once and therefore, appropriate to say in public.

So in that sense, it's like saying, "What the fuck?" but twice, "What the bloody F?!"
Wife: Some asshole actually wrote with shaving cream on our car.

Husband: What the bloody f?! I just had it washed.

Wife: What the bloody Q, What the bloody P... (pick a letter).
What the Bloody F? by Oahn August 16, 2010