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Whoram
A mythological creature who has been the only one to ever have been successful in scissoring Juan with a blue double sided dildo while jerking each other off with their feet.
Dude you think hunting for the jersy devil is hardcore we should go looking for Whoram the only thing is is that we would need two rubber fists, sheeps blood, and peanut buttermixed with juans pubes.
Whoram by A la Sheesh September 28, 2008
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whabam
A word to be used when just a simple "Bam" would not provide the desired effect. A word used to convey the huge ramifications of several actions that lead the subject down a road to inevitable demise. A WORD THAT MUST BE USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION.
Roger: "Did you hear about Ted?"
Fran: "No, what happened"
Roger: "Well it was the third night in a row that he came home late from the office, and his wife noticed that he smelled of a perfume that she never wore. So she drugged his evening tea, waited until he passed out, and then brought him up to the roof of the building. There, she stripped him down to his boxers, and tied his left ankle to the slightly bent TV antenna. She left him there for three days and three nights, and on the dawn of the fourth day, she undid the rope..dragged him to the edge of the building..and pushed him over the edge. On his way down, Ted took one last look up at the sky and then looked down to the ground where he saw a man walking by on the sidewalk. He followed the man with his eyes when WHABAM!.. the man spilled his coffe on his new tie.
Fran: But the tie was okay?
Roger:Thankfully
Fran: ....good.
Fran: "No, what happened"
Roger: "Well it was the third night in a row that he came home late from the office, and his wife noticed that he smelled of a perfume that she never wore. So she drugged his evening tea, waited until he passed out, and then brought him up to the roof of the building. There, she stripped him down to his boxers, and tied his left ankle to the slightly bent TV antenna. She left him there for three days and three nights, and on the dawn of the fourth day, she undid the rope..dragged him to the edge of the building..and pushed him over the edge. On his way down, Ted took one last look up at the sky and then looked down to the ground where he saw a man walking by on the sidewalk. He followed the man with his eyes when WHABAM!.. the man spilled his coffe on his new tie.
Fran: But the tie was okay?
Roger:Thankfully
Fran: ....good.
whabam by Nicka Fri Fri April 19, 2007
whasamafuck
whasamafuck pronounced wus-uh-ma-fuck is what you say when the phrase what the fuck just wont do.
it is also said when you just want the phrase to slide right out and sound somewhat weird
it is also said when you just want the phrase to slide right out and sound somewhat weird
whasamafuck by mr.marrs November 24, 2010
Wharfmaster
Wharfmaster by Jonthemuffin August 18, 2010
whatamidoing?
it Questions what you (yourself) are doing
whatamidoing? is my question!
whatamidoing? by pseudoniemetje January 6, 2020
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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