whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.

"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."

whap my bacon on her face by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008

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