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whale on 

To punch; to attack. Origin: possibly Maine, USA slang.
whale on by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

whale on 

To fuck a woman so hard that it doesn't become sex anymore. It is now the act of whaling on her, dominating her. It is emphasized best when it is pronounced "Hawaled on." Typically slampieces are whaled on the hardest and the most often.
"No, no, no. You don't even know what it means to whale on someone, Moss. Did you hear that Josephina from Sierra Madre got whaled on like Abu was her padre."
whale on by Matt Abu May 31, 2006

whale on a boat 

when a whale has a huge boner. and he lays on it like a raft. and it looks as if he was on a boat.
look at that whale on a boat. no, thats his penis

making whale noises on the big white phone 

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

whale off on it 

To hit a wiffle ball really far.
Come on chuck, whale off on it!
whale off on it by JDiggity May 15, 2008

Tits on a whale 

It can mean anything such as holy shit etc.

Originates from the ultimate-guitar forums.
Tits on a whale by fretsonfire74 August 24, 2008
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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