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whofucked 

to be so fucked in a shitstorm on intoxicants that you totally dissolve selfawareness thus being whofucked or who the fuck am I

secondary; perhaps being as fucked as the inhabitants of whoville in Dr.Suess
Sali: Whats goin on tonight?

Tony: Its my weekend back brother. Fuckin rights its going to get greasy. Call your bitches cause there's gonna be a party and fuckineh we're gettin WHOFUCKED!

Sali: Oh shit dude ill call my buddy.
whofucked by T Trip September 16, 2010
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woofuckery 

Woofuckery is a derogatory and dismissive term used to refer to beliefs/ideas/claims that are considered nonsense.

The combination of woo and fuckery:

woo (or woo woo) = Ideas that are irrational or based on cherry-picked/poorly sourced 'evidence' or are supernatural in source or power.

fuckery = Nonsense; Total bullshit.

#woo #woowoo #bullshit #fuckery #pseudoscience #scam
Thinking that Ebola can be cured by homeopathy is complete and utter woofuckery!
woofuckery by VioletVision December 4, 2014

WTFucked 

The act of a man sneaking up behind a girl naked. The man then proceeds to pull the girls pants and undergarments down and sticking his penis in her ass all in one swift motion.
This is best done if the man can pull it off from the front sticking it in the girl's vagina, truly achieving the WTFucked. But also pissing the girl off much more.
Leon: Awe man that chick from the club last night wouldn't give me anything. So I went to the bathroom and undressed, then ran out and WTFucked her.
Kenny: From the front?
Leon: Hell yeah!
Kenny: Pwned
WTFucked by battlet0ad March 16, 2009

WEDFUCKED 

The state of being exhausted after attending weddings.
Guy 1 :- How are ya?
Guy 2 :- Damn this wedding season is crazy, I am wedfucked.
WEDFUCKED by LilDhan December 7, 2020

whoracked 

Originated in Lynchburg, Virginia in 2007. A psychedelic state where one is so high that they whore themselves out. This word can apply to both male and female counterparts. If she is twacked and involved with a current or passed/jesus found man whore this word works wonders.
Mark and Lucy are so whoracked.
whoracked by Raelynn October 21, 2007

wholocked 

Someone, preferably a fangirl on fanboy, who is both a fan of the popular British TV shows "Doctor Who" and "Sherlock". You never mention anything about "Bad Wolf", falling, "the Ponds", or jumping off a building for they will start crying uncontrollably. It is combined with the two words "[Whovian[" and "Sherlocked". It is also used in the word "SuperWhoLocked".
"That person is Wholocked."
wholocked by KatGames January 3, 2014

the man who fucked the monkey 

The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.
So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?

Tax cuts for the rich.

You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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