cockney rhyming slang for crummage or bum crums: large particals of fece matted into the anal fur of the glutial regions of hairy men preventing them from excreting.
jeff:"you alright terry you seem a bit sqwermy today."
terry:" i know its cause ive got wersal gummage and i need a shit"
terry:" i know its cause ive got wersal gummage and i need a shit"
by aliaslupas May 20, 2011
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