welshman's tiara

When one partner shits in their hand and wipes it on the other's forehead

He doxed me cause I wouldn't let him give me a welshman's tiara!

by JohnDeaf March 14, 2017

Friendly Welshman

After having sexual intercourse, a Friendly Welshman occurs when you wait for your partner to fall asleep, take a shit in their bed, and sneak out, never to see them again.

If things go well tonight, this broad may be getting a "Friendly Welshman "

by Nicholas W. Hill December 16, 2008

Welshman's Wipe

Wiping your arse with your hand, when you run out of bog roll.

" I will not shake your hand, you 'av done ze Welshman's Wipe!" - The real reason Arsene Wenger refused to shake Mark Hughes' hand after the Man City v Arsenal Carling Cup game of 2009

by urbanhell December 5, 2009

the screaming welshman

While giving a man a blow job you grab his penis and sing into it like a microphone.

"Last nite I was blowing this random guy from the bar and I did the screaming welshman to a Britney Spears song"

by the one and only NED March 10, 2014

fat welshman

fat man from whales who eats out houses and several pizzas in a day due to the fact he has no cable..must have fat family one of which must masturbate to computers

ryan is such a fat welshman he ate out 3 houses in one day

by king de whales July 11, 2006

welshman wipe

Wanking off your partner and wiping it on their face

I did the Welshman wipe on Asian Ben's Chippolata and wiped his sausage juice on his face

by Indiii December 26, 2015

A shanty welshman

A Shanty Welshman is an act preformed by a male of welsh decent, The preforms oral sex on many goats simultaniously in attempt to climb the welsh hierarchy. It is said that the more goats the male sucks off the better the chance of making his way up the hierarchy into head office.

A shanty welshman was preformed yesterday by a young male. In his attempt at becoming the new PM of Wales

by Josh bloomensmall February 15, 2011