welshman wipe

Wanking off your partner and wiping it on their face
I did the Welshman wipe on Asian Ben's Chippolata and wiped his sausage juice on his face
by Indiii April 04, 2016
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Welshman's Wipe

Wiping your arse with your hand, when you run out of bog roll.
" I will not shake your hand, you 'av done ze Welshman's Wipe!" - The real reason Arsene Wenger refused to shake Mark Hughes' hand after the Man City v Arsenal Carling Cup game of 2009
by urbanhell December 05, 2009
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