welding mask 

more severe than beer goggles. the holder of the welders mask is the person who hooks up with the most unattractive female after consuming mass quantities of alcohol

did you see the girl that jon hooked up with? damn he had the welding mask on last night

welding mask by nathn February 17, 2009

beer welding mask 

The extreme of beer goggles.

He was putting the moves on a chick with a mullet and beer gut. He must have been wearing the beer welding mask.

beer welding mask by DangerousDave June 5, 2005