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weiner water 

1. the super tasty broth prepared as a result of boiling weiners.

2. when I dunk my filthy, unwashed cock in a glass of water; the perfect beverage for your mom.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I boiled up some weiners...want some?"

Guy 2: "Fuck the weiners, gimme some of that delicious weiner water"

Guy 1: "That's what I gave your mom last night."
weiner water by The Zim. January 17, 2009
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Weiner Water 

Allowing the water from a shower to hit your chest in a way that it runs down and off of your weiner. You then thrust your hips so the water is flung off the weiner and and onto anyone who happens to be in range of your weiner water.
My girlfriend walked into the bathroom while I was showering so I opened the shower curtain and soaked her with Weiner Water.
Weiner Water by John Corey December 22, 2010

Weiner Water

A delicacy shared by any person loving the broth made by boiling weiners onnacuff
"Do you want a hot dog?"
"Nah Bro, I just want the Weiner water so save it for me"
Weiner Water by Lightningwoman December 1, 2025

Wiener Water 

When two or more people are in a shower and the male begins to perform the "helicopter dick" while standing under the shower head, resulting in the flinging of water into their partner(s) mouth(s).
"Ugh, I didn't want to re-straighten my hair today but my boyfriend kept flinging his wiener water on me and its starting to curl."
Wiener Water by Madampresident January 15, 2015
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