weigelt

A big dick Sasquatch looking motha fucka.

Look at that wriggly weigelt over there man!

by Choochy December 12, 2013

Grace Evelyn Weigel

Grace Evelyn Weigel is a brave, annoying, with brownish-blonde hair. She's so sweet but also can be way to much. She's also very funny and full of loads of energy. Grace has long hair but hardly ever brushes it. She also loves to be with her cousin Alison

Grace Evelyn Weigel is annoying

by Bobooshca March 17, 2022

weigelstalking

To be stalked by a creepy, non-personality type person

Dude is weigelstalking that girl

by Bob Bummer January 12, 2008

Weigelism

Belief that was founded in 2008 by Andrew Weigel after the Flying Spagetti Monster warned him in a prophetic, shroom/acid-induced vision that all world religions were wrong and everyone is in fact their own God and there is no God at the same time. Then he climbed on to an Invisible Pink Unicorn and rode off into the south to spread the message and raise money for his church, the Church of Weigel, in hopes of getting enough funding to build a telescope capable of finding Russel's Teapot. The Church lives on to this day.

Some believe in Christianity, some believe in Buddism, I follow Weigelism.

by Dman999327 February 2, 2009

Weigel

Someone who thinks he's somebody because of what's on his collar, but doesn't have a clue!

Don't talk back to me boy, you're being a Weigel.

by Jon Neal December 5, 2003

Weigel

Being Fish Hooked by a guy after he had the finger in your butt and causing a mouth sore.

What is that on your lip? Did your boyfriend Weigel you?

booty fish hook

by Panels January 4, 2018

Weigertism

Religion dedicated to the one true God, Father weigert. Father weigert has moved from this world after his enlightenment on his followers. He rests eternally in the dankest of the dank river valleys with a broken stapler as his holy weapon and the light of the baby leg lamp forever shining down upon him. He left us with his feirce companion, the all mighty midget bear. The followers read from the holy scriptures from the Book of Weigert. According to the scriptures, “Father Weigert will come again and kill the one they call Brodey because he is annoying as fuck. He shall be stricken from the Earth by the deadly lazer that is the sun.” Josh 4:17

“I will not be your false god” he said to them. And in reply the men responded, “ you shall be our one true God and we shall build a church for the and devote it to you, to Weigertism.

by Midget bear November 15, 2017