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wei wuxian 

魏无羡 (Wèi wú xiàn) aka 魏婴(Wèi yīng) is one of the (gay) main characters in Mo Dao Zu Shi (魔道祖师), a danmei book written by MXTX (墨香铜臭). He is the husband of Lan wangji (蓝忘机). Wei wuxian likes to drink emperor's smile (天子笑) and he also likes to watch his husband drink emperor's smile and get drunk. Wei wuxian's waist is usually non-existent due to having everyday (天天) with Lan wangji. He especially likes to tease his husband but usually backfires onto himself.
魏无羡 : 蓝湛~~ 我今天买了一坛天子笑,陪我喝一点吗~~?
(wei wuxian: Lan Zhan~~ I bought some emperor's smile, let's drink some together~~)
蓝忘机:*因为是魏婴所以喝了一杯*
(Lan wangji: *drank a cup because it's Weiying*)
魏无羡:哎呀~ 一杯倒哦~ 蓝湛~~? 二哥哥~~?在吗- 啊!
(Wei wuxian: oh my~ you're drunk~~ Lan zhan~~? second brother~~? hello- ah!)
蓝忘机:魏婴,天天
(Lan wangji: Wei ying, everyday.)
魏无羡:啊?啊啊啊!!!! 蓝湛轻点~~ 啊啊啊啊!
(Wei wuxian: wha? aahhhh!!!! Lan zhan go lighter~~ ahhhhh!!!)
*everyday sounds can be heard all over gusu*
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Wei Wuxian 

When Jiang Cheng screams Wei Wuxian
Jiang Cheng: ''WEI WUXIAN!!''
Wei Wuxian by jasmiiinstopczyk October 1, 2019
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Wei Wuxian 

The hottest character to ever exist. I want to lick his anal canal and use a strap-on, on him. He has the juciest peck I would like to have a squeeze.
WEI WUXIAN IS VERY HOT
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Wei Wuxian

actually so hot, his ass is HUGE I want him to straddle me and I want to lick all over his juicy pink rimmed hole chain me to it

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