im a bit of a nerd so im not suprised this happened to me but anyway when i started high school everybody thought it would be funny for everybody to give me all the wedgies that they could think of every day of the week and this 1 time my parents went away for 2 weeks and left me on my own and only my best friend knew this (she was my only friend aswell) and the school bully found out that there was somthing i wasnt telling him so he decided that he wanted to find out and he realised that the best way to do this was through my friend so he threatened her and she blurted it out. so now he knew that there was no parents around for 2 weeks so he decided to hang me to the flag pole and he superglued my hands to 2 bags full of water and fed me 1 sausage and loads of water every hour so i was shitting and pissing myself like 10 times a minute. anyways i stayed up there every day with people constntly taking photos and the only time that they let me down (apart from to feed me) was when they decided that they wanted to use someone as a punchbag (me) so i was up there for 2 weeks and 10 hours just hanging by my underwear (and they didnt break either) and when i did finally get down after my parents got back the first thing i recieved when i was back in school was my head down the toilet and my but is still sore from the wedgie hanging and now even the mega-nerds give me wedgies and its soooooooo depressing :(
by demz123 August 17, 2009
a wedgie is where ones underwear is pulled up from the back therefore jamming the underwear up the victims ass
often performed on nerds who wear tighty-whiteys(like me!!) by cool people who wear boxers
often performed on nerds who wear tighty-whiteys(like me!!) by cool people who wear boxers
this story is 100% true no mattter what.
i am a 15 year old boy whos mum wont let me wear boxers she says that i will always have to wear tighty-whiteys coz they r better for giving wedgies and i keep arguing but every time i argue she just calls my older brother ill call him micheal to come and 'deal' with me, by deal with me she means torture him until u seem fit to stop and with my brother that never comes around so today my mum to ld him to deal with me and first he stripped me down to my underwear and then he said brb and he came back with bags full of food (mainly messy liquidy foods) and some duct tape and before i knew it i had my mouth taped shut and my arms and legs tied up and then he put loads of whipped cream and jelly down my pants and then he gave me an atomic wedgie and after about 2 hours he unhooked the atomic wedgie and gave me a hanging wedgie from the hook on the back of my door and then he took the duct tape off of my mouth and gave me loads of water b4 putting the duct tape back on my mouth and then he took me down and gave me a north, south, east and west wedgie as far up as my underwear would go he then got a belt and put it on 3 holes too tight around the wedgie and said that if the wedgie wasnt there in the morning that would be nice compared to what he would do next and with that he took the key to my bedroom door and locked me in and i had drunk loads of water and i wasnt allowed to go to the bathroom so i had to piss myself all night long:(
i am a 15 year old boy whos mum wont let me wear boxers she says that i will always have to wear tighty-whiteys coz they r better for giving wedgies and i keep arguing but every time i argue she just calls my older brother ill call him micheal to come and 'deal' with me, by deal with me she means torture him until u seem fit to stop and with my brother that never comes around so today my mum to ld him to deal with me and first he stripped me down to my underwear and then he said brb and he came back with bags full of food (mainly messy liquidy foods) and some duct tape and before i knew it i had my mouth taped shut and my arms and legs tied up and then he put loads of whipped cream and jelly down my pants and then he gave me an atomic wedgie and after about 2 hours he unhooked the atomic wedgie and gave me a hanging wedgie from the hook on the back of my door and then he took the duct tape off of my mouth and gave me loads of water b4 putting the duct tape back on my mouth and then he took me down and gave me a north, south, east and west wedgie as far up as my underwear would go he then got a belt and put it on 3 holes too tight around the wedgie and said that if the wedgie wasnt there in the morning that would be nice compared to what he would do next and with that he took the key to my bedroom door and locked me in and i had drunk loads of water and i wasnt allowed to go to the bathroom so i had to piss myself all night long:(
by micheal99 September 3, 2009
One time me and my frined were having a sleepover in his house. We both wore briefs at the time so his older brother came in and gave us each a hanging wedgie of the hooks in his room. We were stuck in there so long we fell asleep. when i woke up our briefs had ripped so we put on new ones. As soon as we did his older brother came in and gave us atomic wedgies. They were so painful we started crying so he kicked us in the balls
by Sore ass 9999999999999 May 5, 2009
The act of having one's tighty whities (briefs) or boxers yanked up and down until they are securely wedged between one's butt cheeks. Usually done by males as an act of embarassment, pain, initiation, fun, or a sign of power.
by WhiteyWearer November 2, 2005
the proper punishment for nerds; when someone yanks your tighty whities way up while you're wearing them an atomic wedgie is where they get the elastic over your head, a hanging wedgie is where they hook your briefs onto something and leave you dangling in the air, a melvin is a front wedgie that splits the wedgie getter's balls in half, a mervin is where they pull your briefs up on both sides. these are all things you should try on your brothers. its funny
one time a wimp pissed me off so i gave him a wedgie up to his ears. after a few minutes i hooked him on a hook and left him there. he leaves me alone now
by random person11111111 October 26, 2006
This is my story as a high school freshman. I did survive the following events, and they are 100% true, no matter what.
The school bully had been a bully forever. He had stayed in high school for two extra years, and he had his own system. Each week he selected one student to ruin forever. He was actually known for hospitalizing a few, and everyone was to scared to fight back. There was a rumor that once, he had slammed a freshman's testicles between two bricks and the kid lost his sex life forever. So I went to school, and was at my locker, when someone slammed the locker on my head. Dazed and mad, I turned around to see the bully. He told me, "Your my pick this week. Lets get to it." He grabbed the back of my underwear and lifted me off the ground. He took me outside to the parking lot. I whimpered and asked him not to hurt me. He just laughed. He walked me over to the portable toilet and opened the door. I smelled the strong smell of shit. He showed me what was inside. The thing hadn't been cleaned in over three months. I started to beg. He laughed and took off my clothes. Then he twisted my nipples hard. One even started to bleed. I cried, and he picked me up. He shoved my head into the stinking brown slop of diarrea and piss. It got in my mouth, and i puked. The bully grabbed the back of my undies and yanked as hard as he could. The underwear jammed up my ass, and then he flossed my ass with them. It burned and chafed. He gave me a final jock-lock wedgie and stuffed me inside the toilet. I was laying in shit and piss in my underwear, I couldn't move or talk. For 18 hours I lay in there, until the fat gym teacher took a shit on top of me, looked down and saw me. I am now in counseling and have transferred schools.
The school bully had been a bully forever. He had stayed in high school for two extra years, and he had his own system. Each week he selected one student to ruin forever. He was actually known for hospitalizing a few, and everyone was to scared to fight back. There was a rumor that once, he had slammed a freshman's testicles between two bricks and the kid lost his sex life forever. So I went to school, and was at my locker, when someone slammed the locker on my head. Dazed and mad, I turned around to see the bully. He told me, "Your my pick this week. Lets get to it." He grabbed the back of my underwear and lifted me off the ground. He took me outside to the parking lot. I whimpered and asked him not to hurt me. He just laughed. He walked me over to the portable toilet and opened the door. I smelled the strong smell of shit. He showed me what was inside. The thing hadn't been cleaned in over three months. I started to beg. He laughed and took off my clothes. Then he twisted my nipples hard. One even started to bleed. I cried, and he picked me up. He shoved my head into the stinking brown slop of diarrea and piss. It got in my mouth, and i puked. The bully grabbed the back of my undies and yanked as hard as he could. The underwear jammed up my ass, and then he flossed my ass with them. It burned and chafed. He gave me a final jock-lock wedgie and stuffed me inside the toilet. I was laying in shit and piss in my underwear, I couldn't move or talk. For 18 hours I lay in there, until the fat gym teacher took a shit on top of me, looked down and saw me. I am now in counseling and have transferred schools.
by extremewedgie March 20, 2009
A wedgie is a punishment for losers, dorks, nerds, geeks, and tighty whitey wearers. It's when you get your underwear pulled all the way up your buttcrack.
At school after class the bully asked me to do his homework or else. I refused and said 'get a brain I'm not your slave!' Immediately he dragged me to the bathroom and bet me up, swirlies, and took all my clothes off except my white strong tighty whiteys. He laughed out loud and said 'tighty whiteys? You're fucked'. He gave me atomic wedgies, texas wedgies, hanging wedgies, jock locks and you name it. He got all my clothes except my briefs and flushed them down the toilet. I cried! He said ok that's it for today nerd. He dragged me outside in only my briefs and avoided teachers seeing. He brought me to the flagpole and hooked my underwear to the string and hoisted me high, giving me a HUGE hanging wedgie. 3 hours after school a teacher saw me and she got me down. It sucked.
by BulliedNerdAtSchool April 9, 2014