wedgiemite

1. n. the dark brown substance found on the inside of your undies after receiving a wedgie.

2. n. the dark brown substance found on the inside of a thong.

Man - that wedgie you just gave me caused some serious wedgiemite to appear on my jocks.

I'm really not that into girls who wear thongs. Think of all that wedgiemite?

by iniick December 22, 2009

wedgemite

A dark brown, almost black substance occasionally found on one's underwear. Similar to Vegemite, a dark yeast extract popular in Australia for spreading on toast.

I just discovered wedgemite on my jocks. Hope no one can smell it, I don't have time to change.

by Adolf Nelson April 8, 2015