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wedding tackle 

wedding tackle by chow yung fat June 24, 2003
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wedding tackle 

a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle
My wedding tackle got tangled up in a bush.
wedding tackle by Ugly Dave September 7, 2007

wedding tackle 

male genitalia

Often used to alert caution about them.

Tackle is just an old fashioned word for equipment so it's the gear a man will need on his wedding night - he hopes. It's nothing to do with fishing or lures at all.
As the nurse placed a bowl of steaming hot soup on his lap, the old chap exclaimed, "Mind me wedding tackle, dearie!"

wedding tackle 

Male genitals.

The tackle is a fishing reference.

Especially seems to be used when the male genitals are in danger. (Similar to how the english refer to their "Crown Jewels")
I came around the side of the house and there was a pitbull headed straight for my wedding tackle!
wedding tackle by lukeod May 22, 2005

wedding tackle 

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.
Steven used his wedding tackle so many times before the honeymoon ended, Martha was afraid it was permanently damaged!
wedding tackle by Sunyshine September 14, 2019
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