Wedding Dick 

A term used to describe ultimate hardness.

That turkey that you left in the freezer is as hard as a wedding dick!

Wedding Dick by 0014, twice as good January 8, 2010

harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

harder than a wedding dick by WesNile November 26, 2007

wedding night dick 

Describes anything that is supremely hard.

Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.

wedding night dick by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011

dick welding 

Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.

Dick welding:

Guy 1: you know Julie?

Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?

Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!

Girl 1: You know lucas?

Girl 2: Yeah!

Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!

dick welding by Lucas W. June 13, 2017