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A teacher who works to harass children in Jesuit.
Mr. Webre beats me.
Webre by Lol FU June 10, 2019

mr. webre 

mr. webre by Lol FU June 10, 2019

Cassock Wearer 

This is a term that was originally applied, not to clergy, but to a female with an unsightly arse. The arse in question might be fat, lopsided or saggy, it could be overly skinny or have strange looking lumps and bumps on it, or it may just not look right. Any of these attributes would turn her into a cassock wearer. It all goes back to a saying that started in England just after World War II. At that time, most people went to church and would kneel for prayers on a sort of cushion called a hassock. These hassocks could be lopsided or saggy, frequently skinny and often had strange looking lumps on them. Somebody made the comparison of an unsightly female arse to a hassock and from this grew the rhyme “with an arse like a hassock she should wear a cassock”, which was shortened to cassock wearer. It has now become a term applied generally to an unprepossessing female.
“Have you seen Mickey’s latest?”
“Oh shit, yeah! A right cassock wearer.”
Cassock Wearer by AKACroatalin September 4, 2016

Jake Webber 

An amazing guy with a smile that brights up the whole world in a second.
Jake Webber by Jake Webber Fan April 11, 2019

Jake Webber 

Known for his vines and being Elton’s replacement in the Trap House. His brand is called ‘No Name’ but clearly he has a name, it’s Jake... from State Farm... at 3AM (I’m sorry I had to do that last part)
Fan: Hey have you heard of Jake Webber?
Obsessive Fan: Sorry I only know No Name
Jake Webber by Jaydenxx July 21, 2019

Evie Weber 

The most incredible woman you will ever lay your eyes on. If you are not fully prepared, you may be blown back when first looking at her, just by the sheer power her beautiful body produces. You better feel lucky if you know a Evie Weber, she is probably the most amazing person you will ever meet.
Dude 1: Whoa. Who is that goddess?
Dude 2: That's THE Evie Weber
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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