Any masturbation or sexual enhancement device. Many have crazy shapes, colors, and textures all of which resemble weapons from another world. However, these devices are not deadly!
Dildos, vibrators, fleshlights, anal beads, and buttplugs fall into this category.
Guy 1: "OMG IT'S a NEURALIZER!!"
Guy 2: "She has some kind of Alien Weaponry!"
Woman1: "No, it's just my vibrator..."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)