weapontry

Like weaponry, except is more awesome.

Also, a tree which grows weapons.

Oh my gosh! That tree is covered in weapontry!

weapontry by galenasmart November 16, 2010

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Alien Weaponry

Any masturbation or sexual enhancement device. Many have crazy shapes, colors, and textures all of which resemble weapons from another world. However, these devices are not deadly!

Dildos, vibrators, fleshlights, anal beads, and buttplugs fall into this category.

Guy 1: "OMG IT'S a NEURALIZER!!"
Guy 2: "She has some kind of Alien Weaponry!"
Woman 1: "No, it's just my vibrator..."

Alien Weaponry by FIFINATOR March 20, 2010

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bureau of troops and weaponry

Bureau of Troops and Weaponry

Bureau of Troops and Weaponry: "Bureau of Troops and Weaponry"

bureau of troops and weaponry by Bureau of Troops and Weaponry October 13, 2020

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Weaponly beast

When something is both weapon (great) and beast (great)

Brennie: that DVD collection is weaponly beast lad

Cameron: cheers lad

Weaponly beast by Doctorweapons March 24, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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