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Alien Weaponry 

Any masturbation or sexual enhancement device. Many have crazy shapes, colors, and textures all of which resemble weapons from another world. However, these devices are not deadly!

Dildos, vibrators, fleshlights, anal beads, and buttplugs fall into this category.
Guy 1: "OMG IT'S a NEURALIZER!!"
Guy 2: "She has some kind of Alien Weaponry!"
Woman 1: "No, it's just my vibrator..."
Alien Weaponry by FIFINATOR March 20, 2010

bureau of troops and weaponry 

Bureau of Troops and Weaponry
Bureau of Troops and Weaponry: "Bureau of Troops and Weaponry"

Weaponly beast 

When something is both weapon (great) and beast (great)
Brennie: that DVD collection is weaponly beast lad

Cameron: cheers lad
Weaponly beast by Doctorweapons March 24, 2021