Weapon

Someone who is such a liability when drunk they're a danger to the reputation of themselves and the people they're with.

"He was so hammered last night he got with four different fat girls in that club. I think he fingered one of them on the dance floor!"

"Shit. What a weapon."

by K1NG5 October 26, 2011

Weapon

To describe someone, or something that is exceptionally sexy or good.

Mate shes an absolute weapon.
*Porsche GT3 RS flys past* what a fucking weapon!

by AlphaMaleKing January 18, 2020

Weapon

Someone who is absolutely beautiful. A rare piece of art. Used mainly in Dundee, Scotland. Can be called a 'weap' for short. Usually used as a compliment on selfies and friends older siblings.

You're such a weap!
See that Jamie? He's such a weapon!

by heartbeats June 28, 2015

Weapon

weap•on Pronounced (wwweapon)
n.

Slang term meaning strikingly good, effective, or skillful.
Replacement for the word wicked. A highly popular term of recent, commonly used in South West London.

Q: Boyce, you down the Dukes tonight?

A: Wwweapon!

by Simon-Guy May 10, 2005

Weapon

(Highland Slang) Regards a vehicle of hight repute, but tends to be used in a sarcastic way towards badly modified vehicles

Have you seen Mike's new car, what a fucking weapon!! sarcastic

by chird September 10, 2003

Weapon

An object that can be used to cause bodily harm to another, basically anything you can get your hands on.

Weapons are everywhere but I don't care.

by Reuben August 19, 2003

Weapon

A slang term for penis. This can be considered a weapon, since using it has consequences; sometimes minor, sometimes severe. It can damage or build your reputation, depending on what you are speaking of (ex: your sexual performance reputation.) In unusual or strange incidents, it can poke someone's eye out.

(On there way to the local strip club)
Soldier 1: Hey, Lieutenant!
Soldier 2: Yeah?
Soldier 1: Bring your weapon (smirks)
Soldier 2: I got it right here (grabs crotch.)

by Crazy Ass November 6, 2004