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Waltism
A cult formulated on November 1st, 2019 with a set goal to praise the creator of all things WALTER WARNER. This cult surrounds sacred 11th month of the year as it is recognized as a time to repent for one's sins by not releasing the Eternal NUTT. In this cult, there are many prayers, commandments, daily blogs from the scribes and even genesis. To spread Waltism there is a universal sign to show loyalty (Forming a W with both hands) this will repel all anti-waltist.
Genesis 1:1
In the beginning, there was only Walt. He was everything, and in his imminence, he created all. With his great knowledge, he created man, but he was lonely, so he gave man a hand. He also gave man a penis, which was his lover, his muse. With his hand, he made love to his penis and floweth from it came the juice of the eternal. However, man became too greedy, and he abused this gift of pleasure. During the Eleventh Month, our God and Savior Walter forbids us to release the NUTT of the eternal in order to purify ourselves of the mortal world and ascend into a higher being. Whoever NUTTS during the sacred month is hereby smited and banished to the Nether realm.
Genesis 1:1
In the beginning, there was only Walt. He was everything, and in his imminence, he created all. With his great knowledge, he created man, but he was lonely, so he gave man a hand. He also gave man a penis, which was his lover, his muse. With his hand, he made love to his penis and floweth from it came the juice of the eternal. However, man became too greedy, and he abused this gift of pleasure. During the Eleventh Month, our God and Savior Walter forbids us to release the NUTT of the eternal in order to purify ourselves of the mortal world and ascend into a higher being. Whoever NUTTS during the sacred month is hereby smited and banished to the Nether realm.
Waltism by The Juice Eternal November 4, 2019
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wealthie
The act of taking a picture (with your Leica, not your phone) of your wallet's contents or your ATM balance on the day before payday, to display how offensively rich you are.
The 'selfie' is no longer accepted currency as a measure of your self worth. The new expression of self worth is 'doing a wealthie'.
The 'selfie' is no longer accepted currency as a measure of your self worth. The new expression of self worth is 'doing a wealthie'.
- Mate, did you see that wealthie Dave Newbold took?
- No mate.
- He must have had about eight hundred quid and a black Ammex in there blud.
- The cunt.
- No mate.
- He must have had about eight hundred quid and a black Ammex in there blud.
- The cunt.
wealthie by Nigel Jennings May 13, 2014
Welshism
A welshism is a phrase used particularly by welsh people that can mean both everything and nothing in most circumstances. A welshism may also be a form of a word in the english language that has been bastardised through a blend of welsh language and accent. Such phrases are believed to be meaningless, but among Welsh people can save time when talking of potentially drawn out matters of domestic and vocational concerns.
Welshism by TheWelshman July 12, 2012
wealthies
Derived from the popular word 'selfies', which is showing off yourself, wealthies is used to describe people showing off their wealth.
Lloyd: Did you see the new photos of 50 Cent showing all his blue cars on Instagram?
Fab: Damn, he be taking wealthies, balling in his pictures.
Fab: Damn, he be taking wealthies, balling in his pictures.
wealthies by Henri Loso June 8, 2014
Wealthiesm
A term referring to the worship of wealth manifested through monetary incentives, corporate greed, and unrestricted profit motives.
Wealthiesm by Najjar December 14, 2011
Walchism
This guy I know took his last name and added '-ism' to it just to make a word he could post on Urban Dictionary--Walchism City!
Walchism by Joseph, Christopher Walch December 9, 2004