waterfagile

The excruciatingly long, drawn-out waterfall-like project management project a large company goes through to implement "agile", involving executive planning retreats, consultants, PowerPoints, and a series of deadlines.

Example of a waterfagile project:

At their last retreat, the executive committee developed a plan to implement agile by the 4th quarter of next year. To facilitate the transition, they have engaged the services of a consultancy well-versed in agile. More information will be released to employees later this Summer.

waterfagile by A4A132F2-CD27-48C2-B8C9-55DEF2 August 1, 2012

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Waterfail

The act of sexually assaulting a girl in her sleep.

Person 1 - Hey, I got with this girl in a tent the other night, we did some stuff.
Person 2 - Really?
Person 1 - Yeah.
Person 2 - I heard she was half asleep, and you were essentially sexually assaulting her.
Person 1 - She is lying.
Person 2 - Your such a waterfail, you know that don't you.

Waterfail by Deadwood Punch January 18, 2010

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waterfalled

during the act of sex when a girl cums in large amounts all over you like a waterfall

ex: Jake: Hey dude, did you have fun with Jaime last night.
Nate: Hell yeah dude! She waterfalled
Jake: Sweet man! I wish my girl would have waterfalled.

waterfalled by foxdirtbikeracer4lyfe March 14, 2011

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Waterfail

Unable to take a joke, gets angry over the joke and has no come back, in extreme cases gets facebook groups removed which have no link to the person what so ever.

Person A: Stop calling me Ginger

Person B makes a face book group

Person A: Yeh, That's really not funny

Person B: It is

Person A has the facebook group removed

Person B: I see the group was removed

Person A: Oh, erm, really?

Persom B: Waterfail

Waterfail by llafretaw ilo January 19, 2010

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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