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waterfagile 

The excruciatingly long, drawn-out waterfall-like project management project a large company goes through to implement "agile", involving executive planning retreats, consultants, PowerPoints, and a series of deadlines.
Example of a waterfagile project:

At their last retreat, the executive committee developed a plan to implement agile by the 4th quarter of next year. To facilitate the transition, they have engaged the services of a consultancy well-versed in agile. More information will be released to employees later this Summer.
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The act of sexually assaulting a girl in her sleep.
Person 1 - Hey, I got with this girl in a tent the other night, we did some stuff.
Person 2 - Really?
Person 1 - Yeah.
Person 2 - I heard she was half asleep, and you were essentially sexually assaulting her.
Person 1 - She is lying.
Person 2 - Your such a waterfail, you know that don't you.
Waterfail by Deadwood Punch January 18, 2010
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waterfalled 

during the act of sex when a girl cums in large amounts all over you like a waterfall
ex: Jake: Hey dude, did you have fun with Jaime last night.
Nate: Hell yeah dude! She waterfalled
Jake: Sweet man! I wish my girl would have waterfalled.
Unable to take a joke, gets angry over the joke and has no come back, in extreme cases gets facebook groups removed which have no link to the person what so ever.
Person A: Stop calling me Ginger

Person B makes a face book group

Person A: Yeh, That's really not funny

Person B: It is

Person A has the facebook group removed

Person B: I see the group was removed

Person A: Oh, erm, really?

Persom B: Waterfail
Waterfail by llafretaw ilo January 19, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004