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waterfagile 

The excruciatingly long, drawn-out waterfall-like project management project a large company goes through to implement "agile", involving executive planning retreats, consultants, PowerPoints, and a series of deadlines.
Example of a waterfagile project:

At their last retreat, the executive committee developed a plan to implement agile by the 4th quarter of next year. To facilitate the transition, they have engaged the services of a consultancy well-versed in agile. More information will be released to employees later this Summer.
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The act of sexually assaulting a girl in her sleep.
Person 1 - Hey, I got with this girl in a tent the other night, we did some stuff.
Person 2 - Really?
Person 1 - Yeah.
Person 2 - I heard she was half asleep, and you were essentially sexually assaulting her.
Person 1 - She is lying.
Person 2 - Your such a waterfail, you know that don't you.
Waterfail by Deadwood Punch January 18, 2010
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waterfalled 

during the act of sex when a girl cums in large amounts all over you like a waterfall
ex: Jake: Hey dude, did you have fun with Jaime last night.
Nate: Hell yeah dude! She waterfalled
Jake: Sweet man! I wish my girl would have waterfalled.
Unable to take a joke, gets angry over the joke and has no come back, in extreme cases gets facebook groups removed which have no link to the person what so ever.
Person A: Stop calling me Ginger

Person B makes a face book group

Person A: Yeh, That's really not funny

Person B: It is

Person A has the facebook group removed

Person B: I see the group was removed

Person A: Oh, erm, really?

Persom B: Waterfail
Waterfail by llafretaw ilo January 19, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026