Water Buffalo 

An obese, attention-starved woman who seeks to satisfy said deprivation by manipulating desperate, heavily intoxicated men into participating in random sexual encounters.

Hey, did you see the size of the water buffalo that Pickerel hooked up with last night?

Water Buffalo by Bob and King July 29, 2008

water buffalo 

Racial slur used to refer to a black person.

In 1993, a University of Pennsylvania student was charged with racial harassment because he yelled "Shut up, you water buffalo" to a group of (mostly) black sorority members.

water buffalo by scootinger September 16, 2006

Water Buffalo 

When a guy with a really long, dirty beard performs oral sex on a female with a particularly wet vagina, then lifts his head and resembles a water buffalo emerging from a lake or river with water streaming down the coarse facial hair.

"Last night I water buffaloed some chick, and she asked me to wring out my beard into a glass. It filled an entire Hoffbrau beer stein. Want a taste?"

Water Buffalo by THE Water Buffalo April 11, 2012

Water Buffalo 

A fat, ugly, unattratcive girl, at a club or bar trying to pick up guys and get slayed.

Daniel: Did you see the Water Buffalo David picked up lol?
Jeffery: Yes she gross , Hes a smidge if he did not slay her.

Water Buffalo by UP7 Crew January 7, 2011

Water Buffalo 

A heavy bitch.

i do NOT hunt water buffalo.

Water Buffalo by Gabe Reyes April 30, 2004

water buffalo 

-water buffalo's are plus size girls who lerk in the after hours of parties searching for passed out pray. they yern for young pray such as freshmen, but will settle for old old bulls who are still making there rounds.
-verb to water buffalo

The ferocious water buffalo was hungry for man meat so she took to the past out freshmen on the couch. The freshmen stood strong and played dead. This didn't stop the beast, she continued on for bigger pray, the stud senior, whom was still a functional drunk. She wasn't taking no for an answer this time and had her way with him. The next morning the stud senior had been water buffalo-ed.

water buffalo by bobby30 August 2, 2011

Water Buffalo 

a prostitute in your average urban environment that is so tore up and smoked out she thinks she is as beautiful as miss america and gets really confused and angry when you and your friends drive by in the car laughing your ass off at her delusional state.

hey look at that water buffalo over there on the corner, she thinks she's as beautiful as Julia Roberts in pretty woman!! haha!!!

Water Buffalo by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009