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Watcher's Block 

Similar to Writer's Block and Reader's Block. Happens when you are watching a series / film / drama / etc. but can not retain the attention span to watch for long periods of time. As well as the shortened viewing time, the ability to retain what has been viewed is impaired.

Another symptom of Watcher's Block is the shorter periods of time between channel changes.
1: Did you watch that DVD I loaned you?
2: I tried to, but I can't get into it. Watched 15 minutes of it, then just gave up. Think I've got Watcher's Block.

A: You keep flicking channels here, you got Watcher's Block or something?
B: Must have.
Watcher's Block by Nayfan May 12, 2009
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YouTube Watcher Syndrome 

The disease acquired from watching wayyy to much YouTube. This disease is very contagious as friends pass on there addiction to other friends. Symptoms include: Ditching guys night for a Tyler Oakley double upload, waiting until 3 6 and 8 pm for your favorite youtubers videos.

This disease is NOT when someone likes a YouTuber and sees one of their vids is up and casually clicks.
Hey Richie, I used to think you could never watch enough youtube but now that Derrick has YouTube Watcher Syndrome, I might stop all together.

Dude you ready to hang out tonight?
Nah i've gotta watch CaptainSparklz new MC vid tonight sorry.

Screen Watcher 

A person who watches an opponent's part of the screen in a split screen video game (such as Call Of Duty) to see where they are so they can sneak up and kill them. Usually, it is very simple to see if someone is screen watching.

For example, if you see that someone is standing in one spot for a long time and you then scope with your sniper from across the map and they run away right when you start to aim, this is a sign of a screen watcher.

Another example would be a Matt Cowan. This is when you know your opponent does not have radar and you did not shoot your weapon, so your opponent has no way of knowing where you are. A screen watching opponent would take a peek at your screen and then throw a "random" frag grenade across the map and easily kill you. This is another sign of a screen watcher.
Cacioppo: Tyler! What the fuck! You're such a screen watcher! How did you know I was in that building?!

Tyler: Wow, I didn't screen watch at all. Actually, I went into a random building and saw you there so I knifed you.

Stru: *singing* SCREEEEEEN WAAAATCH!

or

Paulo: Wow, Stru, how did you know I was there?

Stru: I saw you on my radar.

Paulo: But you don't have radar...

Stru: ...oh.
Screen Watcher by NotMattStru December 8, 2009

Screen Watcher 

A person who while participating in a game of Halo looks at his opponents screen to gain unfiar advantage. This is considered an extremelty "gay" tactic by seasoned halo players. When discovered, screen watchers should be promply shot in the head.
"Hey Strode, if you don't stop being a screen watcher, I'll pop a cap in yo ass"
Screen Watcher by John Dominy August 21, 2007

Shaft Watcher 

One of the odd people who you catch gazing intently at your crotch, also known as a Crotch Watcher, sometimes hot women do this, which is acceptable, however sometimes you catch an old man staring at your package on the bus, that isn't cool
TOM: Dude, look at that Shaft Watcher.
ERIC: WTF are you on about?
TOM: Go on urban dictionary you noob
ERIC: Oh I get it now, lets toe him in.
Shaft Watcher by Barneszilla May 15, 2010

serial watcher 

A person who likes to binge on TV series. Watches American TV series in marathon sessions usually on Netflix or on DVD sets. Is likely to know multiple quotes, is passionate about the characters and takes the TV series very seriously. Can watch the same series multiple times and has an opinion on which production season is the best.
"Where's Tom?"
"Oh you know, he's a serial watcher. He's locked in his room watching Breaking Bad for the hundreth time."
serial watcher by Team Spruce January 28, 2015

Screen watcher 

A person participating in any act of gaming, while watching the opponents screen to gain the lead as a poor advantage. Usually the person lacks skill and performance in gaming so they have to watch other peoples screens to know where they are at all times.
"Hey Ron? How the hell did you know where i was ?" "Cause i am god, ha ha , just kidding. I was watching your screen". -(me)"You have no skill man, your such a screen watcher"
Screen watcher by toeknee666tiger October 12, 2009
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