wash board

making a person feel like their drowning

wash board: laying someone down with a wooden board, and pour water into their mouth

wash board by nat_shedevil February 20, 2011

washboard abs

Well worked on, and to put it into some sort of perspective, its what you would call some Nice, lean, sexy, clean, buff, ABS!! If you uneed some proof that this is even possible, check out Usher! He got his washboard abs practically trademarked! ya dig?

What up?

YO! Check out that guy's washboard abs!

WOW!! You serious? Is that really him?? Man, he works out good!

washboard abs by CK-Money February 25, 2007

Washboard Nads 

When the testes get really cold and shrivel up and get tight and hard - the wrinkles are the washboard and the testes are the nads!

Dad: Son, why the hell did you turn the AC down so low? It's freezing!
Son: I'm trying to get washboard nads motherfucker!!!

Washboard Nads by bonedish July 6, 2017

washboard ass 

(adj) Describes a woman's ass that is flatter than a one-sided pancake. Washboard asses are usually found on woman with a huge rack.

Dude 1-Holy crap! You see that girl down at the end of the bar? Her tits are spilling out of her shirt!

Dude 2- Yeah, I've seen 'em and they're nice but do you see her washboard ass?

washboard ass by mhibma May 4, 2006

washboard 

A word that means the female chest is flat or smallishly pointed like that of a washboard. Commenly used to insults in the anime world. Other then that, it is used to washing clothes upon.

Anime Guy: Why would I like you? You have a washboard for a chest.
Anime Girl: *Smack*
Anime Guy: *Flies toward the sun*

washboard by Animeluver February 29, 2008

washboard 

Sexy, lean, six pack tummy.

Omg, lookie dat washboard...

washboard by BabyMoo January 19, 2006

Kentucky Washboard 

The Kentucky washboard is the act of sitting on a sexual partners abs and taking a soggy, chunky dump on them and rubbing it in with you dirty ass cheeks.

"Son last night I gave your Mom a Kentucky washboard,and shes still picking out pieces of Tuesday nights pot roast out of her bellybutton"

Kentucky Washboard by Effen Shine Box!!!! August 17, 2009